Saturday, August 27, 2005

Miraculous Crying Madonna of Aleppo.

Elyse Semerdjian, an American professor of Middle East History now visiting Syria, just sent me this note about the miraculous crying Madonna of Chaldean church in Aleppo.

I was dropped off in Aleppo by the taxi driver a few blocks away from Aunt Elyse, but I know this neighborhood, I stop in to say hi to a semi-crippled store owner named Artance....she got polio when she was small and walks with crutches, but owns a nice toy shop and works very hard. While I was in his shop, she told me about a miracle that occurred yesterday.

A woman was in the Chaldean church praying at 2 am. There is a statue to the virgin Mary there outside the church, she prayed in front of it, and as the original story goes, the statue began to move its lips speaking a language no one understood. Then it began to cry. Immediately the police came to secure the place (whatever that means...they certainly did not help crowd control inside the gates of the church). I was very interested in seeing this, so I went to my aunt's house and took her to the church. You would not believe the crowd, hundreds of people....all there to see the miracle. People were recording it on their cell phones and sending it around the city so many seen it without even going to the church! High tech miracles! So, we went, but between the crowd and the hefty women it was rough, like a game of rugby to get through that crowd. I got close, but didn't get close enough to see. We got fed up and left, I was upset that the police were only posing outside the church, but did nothing for crowd control. I swear that a Who Concert in 1979 was probably safer that this crowd of buxom women who were pushing, shoving, pinching to get to the statue yesterday.

There were women along the side, singing songs, and making the zaghlouta...that trilling sound we often make at weddings and festivals . It was pretty exciting. Then I was listening to stories in the crowd....the stories were that the statue was speaking a strange language which was Aramaic, so, it was added that it was Aramaic "the language of Jesus", but my original story did not have that detail. It was interesting to see it evolve.

I am going to try to go tonight, hoping the crowd will die down to see it for myself.

9 Comments:

At 8/27/2005 07:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christians still invent stories like this every while!

It seems that people are always ready to believe these stories, and it is an inherent weakness in the human desire to overcome despair as they cling to hopes from the "tear" of a statue.

Why is "God" playing these games with humans? Why doesn't he come directly to them in person, and tell them directly what he wants? Is he afraid they will kill him? The whole thing does not make sense. Really the human race is stupid despite its scientific achievments. The thing is that the real achievments are being made by the few, and the majority of the beings are stupid, or opporunistic.

 
At 8/27/2005 08:22:00 AM, Blogger raf* said...

josh-

why in the world did you post this story? while i do find the event interesting, the post is so badly written - could you not have waited until prof. semerdjian (a history prof @ whitman who holds a g-town ph.d.) has revisited the church & written up a more informative & better edited account?

maybe us other bloggers should've told you before that posting @ 5:20 in the a.m. is not a good idea ...

--raf*

 
At 8/27/2005 09:20:00 AM, Anonymous Devout women having period said...

An incredible miracle in Homs, Syria. Khadija and Jesus appeared on to p of the mountain with flaring glowing lights surrounding them, the likes no man seen before, with shimmering colors that no man ever seen before these appearance. It is a sign of god. And they spoke, and the voices were like the sound of multitude of Chariots and it was beautiful tune. and all the animal hiding came out and started dancing and all miraculously spoke out loud and said in unisons aren’t they great, aren’t thy the great one, behold the power of god and the deliverance. One Raccoon stood up and said oh lord of heaven, the only begotten son of god, praises upon your holy sprit, without it life will not exist. What is the message you are delivering to us oh lord of earth heaven, I mean, why the fuck did you wakes up all in the midsest of the hour, God dam it. And the lord spoke, and the mountain split in half and water rushed from the crack, the color of it like never seen before. It was pure water, void of mercury, void of condemns and all the shit that was dumped from the local sewage plant was filtered by the glorious mountain. And the lord said. Follow my order, all ye shall all perish, and ye shall not inherit the kingdom, and all of yaw sinners will not inherit the kingdom of god if you do not follow my order. And Khedija lifted her skirt and all the town people were in awe and shock, she was fat with the god riches. and she too spoke 5 times and together said to all the assembly: To ye all Shia and Christians follower of the true one and only god, the one created heaven and earth and all that dwell in it, the lion and the calf, the aphids and the locust, the ant and the ant eater, fuck, his greatness created 2 fucking ant eaters. The short nose and the long nose, and created the stomach virus and aid virus and all the billions of versus that make you sick, maimed and die. He created all of this glorious creation to show you his ego and let you know that he is the only true and only god. Obey the lord of heaven and earth and do accordingly and live in harmony with his eternal purpose. And after 3 nights and 5 days of this crap, another raccoon stood up and said: oh lord of heaven, the one that created all the bugs and the snakes and the crocodiles, could you cut the fucking crap and tell us what is the heaven message today to all the Christians and Shia. And the lord spake and said all of yaw devout Shia and Christian they lord command you, you miniscule sperm to visit this holly site that my gleaming feet is standing on and insert 100 U.S. Dollar bill in that hole in the ground, once a year, and for those that really love the holly one 5 times a year, and for those who committed their worthless live to the creator of heaven and earth all the money you got. And Jesus stood with Khadija and all the sudden she looked like the glorious shadow of Merriam and they said, in unisons. Do not fornicate and be adulterous, do not give your hard earned dollar to the Popov's and Benny hill and the like, for they have sinned and god no longer accept their Dollars unless it is purified and placed in that hole where I am standing. And miraculously the lord of heavens disappeared in to this air and the site became foggy and shimmering colors spouted every direction, the like never seen before. and it was a sign from heaven. Oh you children of the only god do accordingly and follow the commandment of the creator of the Aphids and locust so you can have an eternal life forever after.

 
At 8/27/2005 09:50:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarious!!!! graetly written style.

 
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At 8/27/2005 01:27:00 PM, Blogger Ms Levantine said...

I don't find anything ridiculous about the woman's story. It's an objective and touching account of what she saw.

 
At 8/27/2005 01:33:00 PM, Anonymous Touched by Holy Sperm said...

And the lord of heaven looked down and said oh you sinners, follow the leventine way for the Ms is no longer virgin and she shall put out abanduntly. and I looked down the valley of sinners and saw this adulturus Leventeen woman, decked in gold and silver and dressed in purpple a harler scarf and with deceiving voice she calls on all those who betrayed god and did not head his warning, she fortold of the sanctity of the miracloulous story and the Virgin Mary wipped his tears and said to the Leventaine Ms. it was fucking fake like all the fucking fakes the loard Amen ordered me to do.

 
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